Monday, September 24, 2007

Phallic Logo Award

"We asked our readers to send in the best cock logos from around the world for our team of experts to evaluate." said the people at " Now we present to you the very cream of the cocks."

And it's a very impressive line-up, indeed. Each of the seventeen finalists is given a “cock mark” for its resemblance to a penis and testicles, and shown along with judges' comments.

A Czech sausage company has their logo accurately described as "1920s transvestite oral sex action", The Irish equality authority logo "Looks like a dick with 3 nails driven into it" and my favourite, Real Estate One, showed "full cock and balls. Solidly constructed.'

But the winner of the B3TA Phallic Logo Awards, inevitably, was the anal-themed Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.

As the judges said, by way of explaining why they decided to put it in first place: “Oh, just look at it.”